February 2012
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The Absolute Funniest Posts!: “My perfect date... →
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“My perfect date night? I pick you up in my Kia Sorento. You get in. There’s candles in the car. You go, “Is that dangerous?” and I go, “Yes, but I like danger”. We go to your favorite restaurant. We have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car is on fire. You go, “Aziz, your car is on…
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Wisdom teeth are gone.
I got my wisdom teeth removed yesterday, there hasn’t been a ton of pain yet but the surgeon said tomorrow I should start to feel it.
Also no running for a week :(
Back On Pointe: Ladies, Don't let the excuse "I... →
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You have more time than you think!
When you’re painting your nails - Paint them, then while their drying, do 50 high- knees.
When you’re waiting for the shower to warm up - Do 20 push-ups.
When you’re deciding what to wear in the morning - Stretch a bit, it’ll get…
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Allah does not look at your outward appearance and your wealth, rather He looks...
– Prophet Muhammad salallahu ‘alayhi wa sallam (Sahih Muslim #1356)
I tested my heart in a thousand different ways; nothing gave it joy except union...
– Rumi (via naasirheydari)
Nathan: We never *raped* or *killed* anyone!
Curtis: She raped me and we've killed loads of people
Nathan: ...Okay but we're the good guys!
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$812 TAX REFUND!!
Finally I can put a down payment on a good car
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January 2012
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Need to step it up.
I had a pretty busy day, well not really but it felt busy from the normal sitting on the couch all day.
I went to my doctor for a pelvic exam and a check up after the miscarriage. She said everything looked fine and I shouldn’t have any lasting effects from the miscarriage. She also tested me for chlamydia and gonorrhea, and I should know the results by the end of the week. I also got the...
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Some women’s legs are shaped like confessionals.
– Anis Mojgani, ‘In My Library There Are 16 Books’ (via loverofstories)
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